All parents of color are inferior and backwards
Until its time to look for a nanny right
Then suddenly we are just fine to raise your kids for you
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
I don’t know man, it’s strange. I just really like being around you, you’re pretty c00l, but it’s always been this way.